Is Life Fair?

Is Life Fair?

Here are some true statements:

All men are not created equal. And because of that....

We can't all play soccer like Ronaldinho. We can't all be as smart as Einstein. We can't all be a member of the lucky sperm club and have rich parents.

It also sucks that you ladies have to put up with menstruation and menopause.

Men can pee anywhere they want.

Isn't it amazing that you have to have a license to get married, but you don't have to have a license to have children? And who suffers when people have children they cannot afford? Ultimately it's the child, who is born with two strikes against him right off the bat.

So ladies, are you happy? I agree with you. It takes two to tango. Males should take an equal responsibility. If your partner refuses, what are you gonna do? Are you gonna take an aspirin, the most effective birth control pill known to man?

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John Lennon Wrote This…

Working Class Hero

As soon as you’re born they make you feel small
By giving you no time instead of it all
Till the pain is so big you feel nothing at all
A working class hero is something to be
A working class hero is something to be

They hurt you at home and they hit you at school
They hate you if you’re clever and they despise a fool
Till you’re so fucking crazy you can’t follow their rules
A working class hero is something to be
A working class hero is something to be

When they’ve tortured and scared you for twenty odd years
Then they expect you to pick a career
When you can’t really function you’re so full of fear
A working class hero is something to be
A working class hero is something to be

Keep you doped with religion and sex and tv
And you think you’re so clever and classless and free
But you’re still fucking peasants as far as I can see
A working class hero is something to be
A working class hero is something to be

There’s room at the top they are telling you still
But first you must learn how to smile as you kill
If you want to be like the folks on the hill
A working class hero is something to be
A working class hero is something to be

If you want to be a hero well just follow me
If you want to be a hero well just follow me